Christian. 22. Still Depressed.
game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]

grandmasterbooty:

shiet

(Source: vinebox)

eh whatever it’ll be fine
—me right before making a horrible decision (via meloetta)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(Source: p0liwag)

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kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who think feminism means hating men.

nflstreet:

gookgod:

end no gf culture 

well get me a fucking gf then asshole

grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

(Source: absentions)

The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture.

(via dezi-desire)

OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

(via benaddicted4life)

Butts are just the best things ever

(Source: shippage)

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castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

(Source: queenbradbury)