"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"
I was just downstairs and I distinctly heard the chime of a bike bell. I’m not going to sleep anytime soon.
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
"you won’t be able to pull out a calculator every time you need to figure out anything"
oh look what’s that?
technology that allows you to put a calculator in a device that you carry with you everywhere
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
» anonymous asked: Deus Ex or
L.A. Noire(As I have never played L.A. Noire, I thought I’ll just make something with Deus Ex: H.R. again)